Strange Comparisons

Cost of Running Shoes: $80Miles you get outa' them: 400 Price per mile: 20 cents

Cost of a Gallon of Gas: $2 Miles you get outa' it: 20 Price per mile: 10 cents

There are all sorts of things wrong with this comparison. But, in all it's simplicity, it made me want to run even more.

Cost of swim suit: $0 if Trakkers loves you. Miles you get outa' it: 300 before it falls apart. Price per mile: 0, but you can't swim to the store.

Can you come up with any more???